Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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