whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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