Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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