CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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