question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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