Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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