woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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