If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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