how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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