im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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