HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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