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take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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