You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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