do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
