when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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