Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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