But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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