this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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