No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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