Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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