This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
