Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
only if we run a train.
done.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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