Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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