..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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