What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize