he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
