We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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