she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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