You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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