I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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