so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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