you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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