with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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