so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My pussy is not your playground.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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