I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
