I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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