need another drink. this is the easiest way
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
