haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
