a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
