Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Randomize