So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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