Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
