Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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