My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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