btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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