OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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