Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
did you just send me my own nude
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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