I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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