who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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