I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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