I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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