need another drink. this is the easiest way
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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