im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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